Effective Date: January 2026
Welcome to El Gordito Oscar.
By accessing or using this website, you agree to the following terms. If you disagree, please do not use the site.
1. Intended Audience (Adults Only)
This website is intended for adults only.
By using this site, you confirm that you are 18 years of age or older, or the age of majority in your jurisdiction. This site is not intended for children or minors.
2. Entertainment & Informational Use Only
This website is provided for entertainment and general informational purposes only.
All content on this site — including workout logs, routines, progress tracking, personal records, commentary, or opinions — reflects personal experiences and personal experimentation. It is not professional advice.
3. No Professional Advice
I am not:
- A doctor
- A personal trainer
- A physical therapist
- A nutritionist
- A financial advisor
- Or any other licensed professional
Nothing on this site should be interpreted as:
- Medical advice
- Fitness or training advice
- Health advice
- Financial advice
Always consult a qualified professional before beginning any exercise program, diet, or lifestyle change.
4. Assumption of Risk
Physical activity involves inherent risks. By using this site and any information found on it, you acknowledge that:
- You are responsible for your own health and safety
- You voluntarily assume all risks related to exercise or physical activity
- You understand that results vary from person to person
You agree that El Gordito Oscar is not responsible for any injury, loss, or damages that may occur from using this site.
5. No Guarantees
This site makes no guarantees regarding:
- Fitness results
- Strength gains
- Weight loss
- Health outcomes
- Performance improvements
Your results depend on many factors beyond the scope of this website.
6. Limitation of Liability
To the fullest extent permitted by law, El Gordito Oscar shall not be liable for any direct, indirect, incidental, or consequential damages arising from the use of this site.
Use the site at your own discretion and risk.
7. Changes to These Terms
These Terms of Service may be updated at any time without notice. Continued use of the site constitutes acceptance of the updated terms.
8. Contact
If you have questions about these terms, you can contact the site owner through the website.
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